My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.
This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
This week on: Is this a fanfiction or the real show?
I just, the art.
OH MY GOSH. It’s even funnier for me because I can read Korean, even though I can’t seem to enlarge the image. XD So here’s what Hiccup is saying, panel by panel.
Question: In “How to Train Your Dragon”, was there something particularly that was hard to do?”
Hiccup: “Well, this masterpiece is a dragon film.”
“All the dragons are computer-generated. Toothless was created after we filmed the scenes with an actor in a blue setting.”
“Toothless, you are amazing.” (Gift of the NIghtfury! :D)
“Now, let’s go somewhere today, buddy!”
“It was hard.”
how to win a fight:
- cry until they go away
We’ve all tumbled down.
I PRESENT TO YOU
THE MOST UNDERRATED HOMESTUCK SONG OF ALL TIME
(It starts really slow but just listen to it with both headphones on. trust me)
(Yes this is official music)
I have this headcanon where Steve’s son is born with his original health maladies and wants to grow up to be just like his dad - and Steve is confronted with all these feelings of inadequacy as a father because he realizes his son can’t grow up to be like him. But no kid will probably ever be better protected from bullies, considering who all his uncles are. It’s probably just a matter of time before Uncle Tony builds him some really sweet replacement braces (“Should they have spinning rims? I feel like they should have spinning rims.”)
YOU SEE THOSE JAGGED BITS ON THE FLOOR?!
THAT’S MY BROKEN HEART.
Except he *could* grow up to be like Steve.
Because what really makes Steve Captain America isn’t his super-strength. It’s his good heart, his moral compass, the fact that he doesn’t like bullies, no matter where they come from. His son could be exactly like Steve in all ways but physicality, and he would be just as good of a man. Steve might need some reminding of that, sometimes, but his son would be GREAT.
And besides, you can have superpowers that aren’t super strength, right? Uncle Tony would see to that.